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HERAKLES Otomatik Avlı kalıcı sunucu. 19 Haziran'da açılıyor. Atius & Wizard güvencesiyle hemen kayıt ol, ön kayıt ödülleri aktif. HEMEN TIKLA!

1.

Ziya - This is the best razor blade!! All celebrities on the world shaves with this. King of United Kingdom, late president kenedy, King without Crow Pele, bekenauer, goolkeeper maiyer, nadya komanaci, biricit bardo, Former Fenerbahce player Cemil. They all owe their fame to this blade!
Ziye - Yea! Trail use is free, even without paying any penny.
(Pointing to the citizen)
Ziye - Look, for example beard of this citizen got too long.
(Gets the hat and glasses of the citizen off)
Ziya - Now, just in 2 minutes
Man - Oh god...(bunun yerine "what da heck" yada "what da fff" yada direk "what the fuck" denebilir :) (aslinda simdi farkettim, bizim sasirirken kullandigimiz "allah allah" tarzindaki cumlelerin tam anlamini aktadiginizda "what the fuck" faalan oluyor, cok garip)
Ziya - This job will be done with out any water and soap.
(during this moment, man puts his hat and glasses on again and takes his newspaper)
Ziya - Brothers! look ! (ayrica "Look Guys!" daha iyi olur heralde)
(Ziya takes them off again)
Ziya - Last wonder of the science, german miracle, blade of all celebrities,
Adam - Stop man!
Ziya - You stop citizen bro! (muahuah komikmis lan :), You have a state bird (bunun yerine kesinlikle "chance bird" yada "lucky bird" kullanman lazim "devlet kusu" bisey mantiksiz ingilizcede) on your head man!
(puts the towel on the neck of man)
Ziya - Yes brothers!! Look carefully!
Ziya - Loook. No water, no soap, cream of "gibicibicis" (bu ne ya? salla!) will also given to you as a gift from our fabric ("firm" yada "company" olabilir), my honorable brothers.
(applies the foam)
Ziya - yea, yea. look! Please check your watches. This job'll be done in only 17 secs.
(starts to shave)
Ziya - One!
Adam - aah!
Ziya - Two!
Adam - oof!
Ziya - Tree!
Adam - Hey you, off you, puff you, you mada faka :) hay mina kodduumm! ne isdersen yaz artik buraya :)
Ziya - Four!
Adam - oooof!
Ziya - Five!
Ziya - Six.
Ziya - This is seven.
Adam - AAAAhHH!
Ziya - Yea, nearly finised!
Ziya - Eight
Adam - aaah, Thats enough! (you mada faka! :)
Ziya - ni.. (eger do.. (dokuz manasindaysa, bu ni.. de nine manasinda :D)
Adam - ayh, ay
Ziya - Please calm down.
(man stands up and walks toward Ziya)
Man - Enough is enough! Man! You left my face in blood! (sacma oldu bu, "you destroyed my face man!" gibi biseyler daha iyi olabilir)
Ziya - No panic. We are selling a great blood (coagulation (pihtilastima anlamina geliyor)) medicine for the cuts. Puh. Bring your cut closer my friend (bro).
Man - Come! we are going to the patrol! || Walk you mada faka, we are going to the police station! || You bastard! (ziyanin kolundan tutar (holds Ziya's arm)) We are going to the police!
Man - Look at the position (situation) you put me inside! || Look what you have done to me? || You made me piss off!! (hepsi uyar mana kaybolmaz, salla!)
Ziya - ahh, (help!) they are killing poeple (man,me)!


2.

Derya: Fairy, where is our tree?
Fairy: ( Elindeki çubukla ağacı gösterir ) Here it is.
All children: Aaaa ! What a beautiful tree !
Barış: ( Ağaca sarılır) What`s its name ?
Fairy: The republic !
Ayşegül: How old is the Republic ?
Fairy: eighty- five
Barış: (ağacı bırakır , geri çekilir , ağaca bakarak) . It is older than me .
Fairy: It is also older than me .
Mehmet : ( zıplayarak) fairy, fairy, ( ağacı gösterir) Who made the Republic so nice ?
Fairy: ( Oyundaki ve oradaki izleyici çocukları göstererek)
Atatürk and these children`s grand grand grand father`s made it together. Now, the Republic is yours.
You will always keep it alive .
Enes: How can we keep it alive ?
Fairy: The Republic needs working very hard.
( Mehmet ve Barış küreklerini alıp ağacın dibini kazırlar. Ardından Enes, toprağı gübreler. Ayşegül ve Derya dibine su dökerler)
Dış ses: “ Teşekkür ederim çocuklar. Cumhuriyeti korumak gerekir“ _ Thank you children, thank you very much.
Mehmet: But, fairy, How can we protect the Republic by ourselves ?
Keçi ( goat ) : ( Sahneye girer) . Ay, ay, ay, What a beautiful tree. I am hungry, I am very very hungry.
( Çocuklara) Get out of here. I will eat this tree!
Fairy: Children, let`s protect our Republic. Come on children, now , hand in hand !
( Peri ve çocuklar ağacın çevresinde el ele tutuşurlar. Keçi sırayla dener( toslar) ama, hiçbir eli açıp halkanın içine giremez. Sonunda yorgunluktan düşer. Kıpırtısız kalır.)
Dış ses: “ Teşekkürler çocuklar. Cumhuriyetinizi çok güzel korudunuz._ “Thank you children, you defend the Republic very well“
( Çocuklar sahne önüne birer birer gelerek)
Enes: The Rebuplic needs working. ( Atatürk posteri çıkarır )
Derya: The Republic needs growth. ( Bayrak çıkarır )
Barış: The Republic needs to live. ( Atatürk posteri çıkarır)
Mehmet-Ayşegül: The Republic needs protection. ( Bayrak çıkarırlar )
Fairy: We will always be hand in hand for the Republic. ( Çocuklae el ele tutuşurlar )
 

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